My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they’ve been updating daily.
Me and my funny MOBA girlfriend
Me: Honey, you have very cold hands.
My MOBA Girlfriend: GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holding the dead heart of a machine the same way a fisherman holds the new record salmon he caught
^like this
Who wants to see the worst thing I’ve seen in the internet in a long time???
This is something serial killers do. That’s a legit flesh suit.











